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Oh college, how I love thee...
So I was sitting here doing my lab report (11:50 pm or so) and suddenly the DOOR BURSTS OPEN to my room.
Expecting Jeremy (he's the only person I know who makes noise like that), I turn expectantly to the door, hoping to see some green hair. Instead some girl I DO NOT KNOW swings herself in like she's being chased by hellhounds, locks the door and plops in my roommate's chair. I blinked, slightly confused, thinking briefly that it's one of my roommate's friends (who do this sometimes, sans the locked door, etc.), then realized that 1. she's not black (I know, I know) and 2. she's starting to screw around with Fri's computer. So I said something.
Me: "Um..... who are you?"
Her: "I..I live here."
Me: Jesus Christ fucking drunk people. "No, you don't. I live here."
Her: "This is my stuff.. Room 214 right?"
Me: Goddammit "Yes, this is room 214. No, you don't live here."
Her: "2...314.."*mumble* "But this is my shit! I live here!"
Me: "Actually this is my roommate's stuff."
Her: "Who's your roommate?"
Me: Whaaat... do I look like your roommate?? "Fri-Maikah." (I said it quickly so she'd get confused.
Her: "Frmkah... But I live here."
Me: "No, I live here. You live a floor up." *points up* "Up there. In room 314."
Her: "314."
Me: "Yes. 314."
Her: "But it's the same shit here. Up there is the same as here. This is my shit."
Me: "No, you live upstairs, in room 314. This is room 214. And this is my stuff."
Her: "But.. what's the difference between... between 214 and 314?"
Me: (I'm being facetious now) "A hundred."
Her: "A hundred... but it's the same."
Me: "It's the same, but up there is your stuff. This is mine."
Her: (finally getting up. I thought she was going to either fall over or kill me.) "You want me to go upstairs and show you it's the same? It's the same stuff? This is mine, up there is the same." (she unlocks the door)
Me: (herding her out) "Go ahead, prove it to me. Bye."
Then she ran off and I slammed the door and locked it after telling the Magic players outside my room to keep an eye out for her. A little while later my roomie came back and a little while after that the girl RACED BACK DOWN HERE AND TRIED TO OPEN THE DOOR which was, thankfully, locked.
I fucking hate drunk freshmen.
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if joe was a freshamn chick at bucknell...oohhh..hahaaaa
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Man nothing interesting like that ever happens in my dorm.
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...more like all the time
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