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1.) Your name? Maria
[The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.
The song. "Maria.. I just met a girl named Maria."]
Oh so true :3
2.) Your age?
18
[ The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.]
3.) One of your friends?
Sam
[ Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masturbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me" ]
OLOLOLOLOL
4.) What should you be doing?
Homework...
[Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap ]
5.) Favorite color?
orange or red
[Orange - The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
Red - Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!]
ahahaha
6.) Birthplace?
Danbury
[small city of approx 75,000........ predominantly white with a significant hispanic population (mailny from Ecuador, Brazil, Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic and Mexico), a solid black population (yes theres black people for those of u from Hartford and new haven) and a small yet growing community of asians. home of immigrants (both legal and illegal), fake gangster clowns, hoodrat bitches, and rich kids who vandalize public property and do drugs with complicated names. Popular place for people running away from NYC and one of the few places ive been to where public housing is in the middle of the boonies. Drugs are sold, but the dealers are ass backwards about how they sell them. Most go to jail for selling a nickelbag of weed to a DT. One of the few places where u can sell drugs, get caught, snitch on your crew and not get shot afterwards. Not dangerous enough to be "hood" (the worst that can happen is being jumped by 20 different sissies swearing they hardrocks) but rich brats from Ridgefield and New Fairfield seem to think its a war zone for some odd reason.
im from danbury, home of the original fake gangsters............]
True, true.
7.) Month of your birth?
March
[ Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.
2nd one just because it's also so true: The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.
and 3rd too:
All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born! ]
Very true.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Jeremy
[ A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy. ]
lolol
9.) One of your nicknames?
Amara
[A naive small person who's best friends are animals and librarians.
Not to be confused with Samara, a scary dead girl who will indeed kill you after 7 days.
One day Amara was at the zoo playing with the armadillos, when all of a sudden two of them began to make babies. "What in the world is that?" she asked naively. ]
HAHAHAHA
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